If

If I caught a fish

took it off the hook

cleaned it and cooked it

Would you think differently of me?


If I took it out of the water

pushed back its fins

and gave it a big ole' kiss

Would you still think differently?


If I hung out with all the guys

for hours and hours non-stop

and started burping constantly

Would you think differently still?


If I caught all of the fish in the sea

Would you think differently of me?

or would you help me

let them all go?

I wonder…